OMG!!!!! IT'S CINDY MCCAIN!!!!!!!!

"Cindy McCain is wearing a cast because she sprained her wrist last week while shaking hands with an enthusiastic supporter." -CNN

This kills me for three reasons:

1. Cindy McCain is apparently quite delicate.
2. Cindy McCain has an enthusiastic supporter.
3. It's very funny - in a traditional, even classical sense - to combine #1 & #2. (I can only imagine the scene. "OMG!!!!! IT'S CINDY MCCAIN!!!!!!!!!!" Cindy, carefully, somewhat tentatively, puts forward a perfectly manicured paw. All hell breaks loose.)