Another Seriously Awesome Chick

And I don't mean Rachel Maddow. Although, I love her, too.

She's My Girl!

Am I all alone in my obsession with Chelsea Handler's show?

World Vote 2008

Ever wondered who would be president if the whole world could vote? Well, thankfully, the good people at the economist have collected this info into a color-coded map!  The red countries are for McCain and the blue ones are for Obama: click here to check it out. 

A Few Words on Politics

Some of my friends and readers have commented on my relative lack of political commentary during this very exciting political season. So, I thought I’d throw together a few words on the topic …

A roll of the dice, lipstick on a pitbull and then on a pig, phone calls at three am, a hurricane in New Orleans on the eve of the Republican convention, a lovely flute solo, the National Press Club getting a lecture on the mannerisms of white people when they play in marching bands, seven houses, moose burgers, mooses in general, fishes who love offshore oil rigs, Stephen Colbert gets 2% in North Carolina on an anit-bear platform, a congressional inquiry into non-American attitudes, a $400 haircut, a $150K shopping spree, McCain saying “cunt” again, Anderson Cooper-Vanderbilt's expose on the public-school non-madrasah in Jakarta, sex education for Kindergartners, Paris's energy policy, the Tuzla tarmac, a sick grandma in Hawaii, Socialism, Chuck Norris, debates ad infinitum, debate bingo, GodDAAAAM America!, New Hampshire polling, the state of Alaska, Scranton, the Real Virginia, “9-11, 9-11, 9-11!” (to quote a NYC drag queen), bitter folks clinging to God and guns, lizard-tongue faces, Miss Alaska 1984's second runner-up meeting Henry Kissinger, si se pueda!, America’s "first black president" as a racist, SNL’s higest ratings in 14 years, a Broadcast Journalism degree from the University of Idaho, the New Yorker as edgy, being ready on Day One, a VP candidate who doesn’t know what a VP does, Colin Powell seeming like a good person, the dude from the Weather Underground is apparently an important education advocate in Chicago (who knew?), Joe the Plumber isn't a plumber, Tim Russert is dead, Hillary had, like, a fiesta with a bunch of Puerto Ricans in Puerto Rico, and a black man named Barack Hussein Obama is poised to win the US presidency in a landslide.

I mean, honestly. Ann Coulter can’t get attention right now. Why would I try?

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