Monday, July 13, 2009

Minority Party Gone Wild


I know the Republican party has been slowly overcome by wackos in the past decade or so. (Why not be generous?) But, as I was browsing the Huff Post's coverage of Sotomayor Day 1, I saw this list of witnesses who will be testifying at the behest of the two parties...
Majority (Democratic) Witnesses

Michael Bloomberg, Mayor, City of New York
-got it
Chuck Canterbury, National President, Fraternal Order of Police
-check
David Cone, former Major League Baseball pitcher
-Sotomayor ruled on an important case for MLB
JoAnne A. Epps, Dean, Temple University Beasley School of Law, on behalf of the National Association of Women Lawyers
-got it
Louis Freeh, former Director, Federal Bureau of Investigation
-yep
Michael J. Garcia, former U.S. Attorney, Southern District of New York
-makes sense
Wade Henderson, President and CEO of the Leadership Conference on Civil Rights
-huh? oh, it's the oldest civil rights org in the US
Patricia Hynes, President, New York City Bar Association
-check
Dustin McDaniel, Attorney General, State of Arkansas
-sure, okay
Robert Morgenthau, former District Attorney, New York County, New York
-check
Ramona Romero, National President, Hispanic National Bar Association
-yup
Congressman Jose E. Serrano, New York 16th District
-got it
-teaches "advanced constitutional law"
Kate Stith, Lafayette S. Foster Professor of Law, Yale Law School
-expert on federal sentencing guidelines and other legal procedure
Congresswoman Nydia Velazquez, Chair of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus.
-sure

Minority (Republican) Witnesses

Linda Chavez, President, Center for Equal Opportunity
-as "the nation's only Conservative think tank exclusively devoted to issues of race and ethnicity," they are anti-affirmative action, anti-bilingual education, anti-anything-that's-not-in-English
Sandy Froman, Esq., Former President, National Rifle Association of America
-self-explanatory, but, I've included a link so you can see they're nice new flash splash page
Dr. Stephen Halbrook, Attorney
-basically, the NRA's fave lawyer
Tim Jeffries, Founder, P7 Enterprises
-he runs a management consulting company emphasising "planning, priorities, performance, passion, perseverance, perspective and pfun"
Peter Kirsanow, Commissioner, U.S. Commission on Civil Rights
-yep
David Kopel, Esq., Independence Institute
-runs a think tank that addresses "a variety of public policy issues from a free-market, pro-freedom perspective." In other words: GUNS.
John McGinnis, Professor, Northwestern University School of Law
-right-wing foreign law esxpert
Neomi Rao, Professor, George Mason University School of Law
-right-wing foreign law expert
Frank Ricci, Director of Fire Services, ConnectiCOSH (Connecticut Council on Occupational Safety and Health)
-this is the guy who sued for reverse-discrimination (against white males), in firefighter promotion testing
David Rivkin, Esq., Partner, Baker Hostetler
-advocate of limitless Executive power
Nick Rosenkranz, Professor, Georgetown University School of Law
-right-wing foreign law expert
-radical libertarian law professor, BFF of John McGinnis, anti-eminent domain freedom-fighter
Lieutenant Ben Vargas, New Haven Fire Department
-I'm gonna guess he's familiar with Ricci v. Destefano
Dr. Charmaine Yoest, Americans United for Life
-anti-abortion activist group
The Democratic witnesses are pretty self explanatory and unexciting: Various law enforcement officials including US Attorneys and a former CIA director; academics from Yale, Columbia and Temple; the Mayor of NYC; big-wigs from the Hispanic groups of the Bar and Congress; and, okay fine, a MLB pitcher.

The Republican witnesses, on the other hand, are sometimes obtusely-named and very exciting:academics from that great bastion of thought, GMU; groups that are anti-anything-that-helps-minorities; people who learn international laws so they can proclaim their lameness; gunslingers and the lawyers who love them; and, of course, anti-abortion groups.

Anyway, I found it helpful to see it spelled out in this way. What a joke.

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